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Your phone has a
notification problem.

Take the 90-second Digital Overload Test. Get your score, get roasted by Ruth, and get first access when the app that actually fixes it goes live.

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No spam. Ruth reads your notification metadata, never the messages inside them.

Today's damage
WhatsApp63
Email41
Slack29
"Urgent"3
Actually urgent0
Ruth mid-roast
Certified
Overloaded
247 notifications today· 0 of them urgent· 6h 40m screen time· 34 app switches/hour· "just checking" ×19· 247 notifications today· 0 of them urgent· 6h 40m screen time· 34 app switches/hour· "just checking" ×19
Diagnosis

Print out your own receipt.

Every buzz is a line item. Most of them shouldn't be on the bill.

NoGOverLoad Receipt Co.
Order #001 · Table: Your Pocket · 24hr period
Group chat pile-up47 messages, 2 you needed to see
×47
"Quick question" emailsNever actually quick
×12
App re-engagement pingsMiss you! (we don't)
×18
Genuinely importantBills, people, plans
×6
Signal-to-noise ratio7%
Thank you for shopping at your own expense.
The Digital Overload Test

90 seconds. One score.
Zero mercy.

Answer a handful of questions about how your phone actually behaves — not how you wish it did. Ruth grades it live.

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Roasted
Your Overload Score
D–
Percentile
Bottom 12%

"You've checked your phone 4 times while reading this sentence. I counted." — Ruth

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Your host

Meet Ruth. She's not gentle about it.

Ruth is the AI companion behind NoGOverLoad — she reads what's actually pinging your phone, tells you which of it matters, and roasts you for the rest. No message bodies, no bank transactions, just the pattern. She's a therapist who skipped the part where they're nice about it.

"Your therapist said you have potential. She was right. I can be worse."

— Ruth, on your notification history

Your prescription

NoGOverLoad Clinic — Perhive Ltd

Rx
DiagnosisChronic notification overload
TreatmentOne (1) Ruth, taken daily
RefillsUnlimited — early access opens soon

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Ruth
Chief Roasting Officer